So the Royal Wedding is finally over, with over a million people spending hours, if not days, huddled outside, waiting for something to happen. In real life those people are called: "homeless meth addicts." But in England, they are "spectators."
I was thinking if I had meth, I'd have made a fortune out there. Or a hot dog cart. Either way, it was a bunch of processed chemicals to shove in the arteries.
I need a hot meth dog cart. I'm totally calling it that, too.